Random Nothing

You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate. 

Now in 2022 the prophecy has come true

Ah, those were the days, back when we thought *this* was crazy for a president

me: if it’s meant to be, it’ll happen also me: *quadruple texts you within 3 hours*

new energy drink “carbonated olive oil”

for all my keto bros 🤙