Let Me Leave

She’s always in everyone’s damn business.

who?

who do you fucking think, you nosy bitch?

you can’t spell “pleasant” without “ant”

Thank you for this information.

youre welcome. do you want to know something else?

Um yes I think so

ants are small

God help us

there’s a lot to unpack here

The accuracy

men on catfish will be working at Best Buy n looking like Steve buscemi and b like is this pornbot my girlfriend her name is sexy Lexi and she’s on the cover of sports illustrated. She left Cristiano Ronaldo to come be with me in Seattle

teenagers in a post 9/11 world are so knowledgeable. im sitting at lunch at a random table and this girl whos in one of my classes is talking about the government shutdown to her friends and saying how shitty it is and how in a lot of places employees arent getting paid and how food inspections stopped. if this had happened 12 years ago, fifteen year olds wouldnt really have the knowledge on politics, but at the same time being a highschool freshman and being able to talk about how flawed capitalism is kind of sucks in a way because we’ve all been stripped from our childhoods and have been forced to grow up because of the political climate, especially in america. we just use memes and stuff to cover it up and its kinda sad

also this is fine to rb

That awkward moment when the “good guy with the gun” stays outside 

@kusuabieru

she said what had to be said

what does it mean when she sends you a pic of her pussy with the caption come fuck this pussy??????

snapchat or text message

she’s in my room asking me to fuck her what does this mean

Shit homes that could mean fucking anything

bungle said fuck blue lives

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good