Musings and Amusings

lying in front of the street cleaner

did the street cleaner believe you?

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

yall wanna see the worst us lib post ive ever seen

How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

not enough

millions of penguins probably have

This is so true and such a good point

Wholesome <3

Now THATS what I call character development

it's the fact that she "always wanted to" that really does it for me. proud of you, ma'am.

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

this too shall pass

HURRY UP

Fun fact: at my teacher camp this summer I tried explaining this to people and it turned into a whole call and response/praise bit when someone made a good point, did something cool, dinner was especially tasty, etc. someone would say “boom boom” and everyone else would clap exactly once exactly on beat