152 cm

reverse hypochondriac i just ignore everything

This is perfect

november is the thursday of months

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level

Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME

vampire who turns away in disgust from representations of the holy cross but it doesn’t actually harm her she just resents the omnipresence of christianity in the western world 

damn shawty you ambiguous... like, morally 😏

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

me @ everyone who has ever talked to me on this website

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

I eat that pussy like a communion wafer

sure ill reblog that

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool