Dear Growth,
I’m studying grad level Mech Eng at Bovidae Dairy College on a production based scholarship and I’m having a tough time balancing my coursework and my milk output. I’ve always been a low producer comparatively, but I’m so outclassed by everyone else here, and the milk buddy that was assigned to me is this beautiful, busty endless fountain of a woman who has no trouble filling the pump to the brim every single time, but has no first hand experience of how to deal with low production and thinks it’s probably in my head cause she takes Easy A classes and is doing just fine. How do I deal?
Tits Empty, Full Courseload
Dear Empty-yet-Full,
I really hate to side with your milk buddy, but I think she might be right. Listen, you're going to school for grad-level Mech Eng! That's not an easy feat! That requires a lot of brain power. While hucows aren't exactly known for their intellectual capabilities, that doesn't mean you can't pursue something like that! In fact, in some ways, it's even more impressive that you are! What I mean is that all that thinking might be getting in the way of your milk production. You're just distracted! How can you focus on making milk when, in your head, you're trying to work out mean temperature differences in parallel flow heat exchangers or calculate energy efficiencies and sheer loads. It's too much in that head of yours!
You add in the fact that your scholarship is dependent on your milk production (adding a ton of pressure) and that your milk buddy is effortlessly milky and incredibly beautiful and that makes for far too much to concentrate on when, as a cow, the best thing you can do is relax.
I know, I know, I'm sure you've heard that a thousand times. Just... just try it.
Let your eyes unfocus and just breathe. In and out, nice and slow.
Let your chest rise and fall. Feel the weight of your breasts resting on your ribs, feel them move slightly as your chest moves beneath them.
If you have a thought about a tough homework problem or an image of your milk buddy flashes in your mind, that's okay! Thoughts are going to pop up. Just recognize it and let it float away, like a balloon that slips from your grip, getting further and further away until it just... pops!
Breathe and let your thoughts go pop! Breathe and let yourself relax. Breathe and let your whole world, your whole being, center around your udders.
Feel their every, sensitive inch. Feel how they move on your chest. Feel how even the slow, subtle beating of your heart ripples through them. Feel, deep inside, your milk ducts working to fill your tits with rich, creamy milk. Let that consume you. Let that overwhelm you.
On your next breath in, let it out in a long, slow "Moo..." It doesn't have to be loud or forceful; just let it roll out of you like a sigh. Do it again, feeling the sound rumble and vibrate in your chest, wobbling your breasts however slightly.
If you can get your milk buddy to massage your udders, knead your tits, all the better. Feel the sensations roll through you. You are your tits. You are your udders. You exist to make milk. You moan. You Moo. You are your tits!
Keep at it, keep heading in that direction, and I know you'll get to where you want to be. It's wins all around! You'll be better rested to tackle your classwork. You'll be better able to focus on making milk. Your milk buddy will get the chance to tease you and edge you and make you feel so fucking good with your huge, sensitive, engorging, swelling tits! What more could you want?
If it doesn't work right away, well, just keep trying!
-Growth Opportunities
P.S., It might take a little bit of time to come out of your milky haze, so I wouldn't recommend doing this right before a big test. Otherwise, you'll be leaking all over the paper and generally being a distraction for your classmates. But, hey, maybe that might help you relax, too!
