Hyperfixation Hellscape

"Built by generations, buried by generations, uncovered by generations" is ruining me, thanks

"this hockey team is sponsored by a strip club so they have stripper names on their jerseys lol" babygirl you gotta just go to a roller derby game. google your city + roller derby and find your local league's game schedule and go to one. the players will have incredible names AND it's a full contact sport. you will have a great time i promise.

"work in a field that interests you" okay well it pays two dollars

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

the u.s. women’s hockey team should get to throw rocks at the u.s. men’s hockey team and also beat them with hammers and baseball bats i am so serious rn

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

i straight up do not respect your media opinions if you can't let harry potter go