Here For The Puns

This is my favorite webbed site but I keep seeing more and more posts about People These Days or Kids These Days, and I really feel like it's unwittingly sliding into the extremely typical 'old people hate change and young people' hole.

When you knew about Chris Hadfield before you ever played Resident Evil and now you keep getting him confused:

There are three blue jays that visit the bird feeder outside. I'm naming them Jason, Jacob, and James.

Ethan about exposing his open wounds to every bacteria, virus, disease, and toxin in his entire environment:

Me: Oh hey, this conversation solidly passed the Bechdel test!

If I close my eyes, the guy on the left sounds like how I imagine a Scottish Terrier would sound if they were human.

I'm reading a crack fanfic and this is a list of the words the author has used that I've had to look up:

The first time the mortician finds a talking corpse horrifically retelling its grisly demise: 😱😱😱

Catch me doing a Eucharist ritual with these at Walmart

All-men crew for Artemis iii........ yay....

I've just started listening to The Magnus Protocol, and I've just finished episode 7