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ain’t no fucking way i just accidentally typed Bladerimmer

all the photos of him are like this, I love that this guy understood he had been born with the face of a wizard or axe murderer and just leaned fully into it

AT LAST!!!! FINALLY A REAL STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING!! (Also, I can't fail to notice that, in the first picture, he was pissed off in advance.)

apparently, chinese goths have figured out how to do qing era costuming. jiangshi time.

A video game where the whole concept is that you're in a city, and you've got a pressure washer. You can pressure wash anything. Just pick a random object, wall, car, pavement, statue, go "hmm, I wonder what colour that thing used to be?" and then you just run the washer over it, slowly and neatly and not missing a spot, very calm, very soothing, very relaxing. If you aim it at people, they get mad at you. If you aim it on squirrels or very small dogs they explode. People don't like that either. If enough people get mad at you, the cops will start chasing you. You're fine for as long as they don't catch you. If you find a good hiding spot, they give up looking for you eventually. You can pull up a manhole cover and hide in the sewer. Chilling there for a bit. Pressure washing the walls. Pssshooooom.

If you choose the right dialogue options, you can unlock a whole new minigame where the art conservator teaches you how to clean these specific surfaces, and now you've got a whole new range of different cleaning methods you can use on anything, by your own judgement. You can clean up an entire bus by gently scrubbing it with a q-tip, but it's up to you whether or not you consider this a worthwhile way to spend 16 hours of real world time.

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