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you need to do a little dance in the kitchen. it is vitally important for your health that you do a little dance in the kitchen. you understand

Today’s the only day you can reblog this until next year guys.

actually no one can reblog this ever again.

sorry

the spirit is willing but the flesh is so fucking out of it rn. actually the flesh would like to pack it up and leave. it's done with the horrors.

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

hi my name is five pm and im coming to you live from night time

BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"

but watch out

I adore this so much

still fuming mad about that one reddit post that was like “halloween adults are just as bad as Disney adults” I just want to give people candy and wear costumes and tell scary stories, not fund the atrocities committed by a $200 billion dollar nightmare corporation. like, don’t get me wrong, a lot of consumerism gets tangled up with Halloween but at its core it is a fairly accessible and fun holiday and it prioritizes creativity and spirit over material goods, unlike modern Christmas.

it's lazy in a different way but sometimes you aren't killing off that character's parents for an easy tragic backstory. sometimes you kill off the parents just so you don't have to write more characters.

sometimes it's because a twelve year old with living parents would probably not be permitted to stay out all night in the junkyard with the gnomes