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Imagine the surreal insanity of being Irina Petrova and just hanging out having a hobby that you're very intense about and then you notice something weird and then all at once your name is one of the most uttered in history, by total accident. In the movie universe they describe her as a "radio telescope enthusiast" she does not even do this professionally. And suddenly everything is Petrova line, Petrova frequency, Petrova wavelength, Petrovascope, Petrova Task Force, Petrova problem. And you're like man. I have a day job.

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

#hands down my favorite thing about fandom#is that u get to interact with people so far outside your normal circle#half your age or twice your age#on the other side of the planet#different religion ethnicity socioeconomic class or hairstyle#nothing in common except that we all like the same blorbo#it's so great#fandom oh fandom (via @illumynare)

Can we just talk about the contrast in color grading in PHM. The space scenes are filled with warm, cozy and earth tones while the Earth scenes are bleak and desaturated. Space then feels more like Grace's home because it's where he finds his purpose.

"Adrian in the cuck chair" wrong. They're in the director's chair. They're telling their wife how to fuck their husband right

gracerocky wherein grace accidentally performs an eridian mating ritual by giving rocky a friendship bracelet... rocky puts it on quietly but internally hes SCREAMING. "grace not know meaning, grace not know meaning, rocky no think about mating with grace no no no bad bad bad—"