moth boi

dj armpit pervert would like you to put your hands up in the air

dj tummy overhang falling out of the bottom of your shirt would also like you to put your hands up in the air

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

ERRYBODY HIT IT WITH ME HIT THE SEA LION

It’s always “down with capitalism!” until it’s “reject beauty standards and get fat!” then it’s “omg no you have to be healthy!” and not “the idea that thinness is healthy and health is a moral standard is directly held up by capitalism!” now is it?

It’s crazy how many radical leftists cannot fathom this.

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

And sometimes "narrative fulfillment" doesn't mean "the character overcomes their flaws" or even "the antihero is punished for their flaws"! sometimes it means the narrative says "wow was that fucked up or what? anyway i'm rod sterling"

I want to carry them around in a bandolier