I Wanna Fuckin Die - More At 11

wheres the one where the player fails every prompt in a chase scene and it turns a dramatic pursuit into a mr bean movie

Imagine misunderstanding the source material this fucking badly in your attempts to be “woke”

really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads

#this is what pokemon’s all about

#this is…so nice

- Or cheering as someone’s Pokemon evolves from a battle - Teens helping younger trainers fresh from the professors lab with training their Pokemon to be the best they can be - Friendships between Pokemon just as strong as the friendships between their trainers - Healing or reviving a strangers Pokemon because they have to get out of this cave and it’s a long trek to the next town and you know how dangerous it is to be stranded without allies in the wild - Teens growing and learning with their Pokemon - Trainers sharing Pokemon food with trainers who can’t afford good quality feed - Gym leaders taking the time to teach everyone who lost against them how to improve - Pokemon trainers pairing up to walk to the next town over especially if they’re younger so they don’t get lost or hurt - Just trainers looking out for other trainers and other Pokemon and ahhhhh

CUTE!