Emily Wilson's absolutely fucking savage review of The Odyssey film has made me want to re-read her translation and also maybe propose marriage.

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

@sleepybitchcity

I am a neurotic & fidgeting freak & I will find love at this office job

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

Collect small astonishments. The first tomato of summer. A dog dreaming in its sleep. Someone laughing before they finish the joke. The moon arriving before the sun has quite departed. We keep waiting for life to announce itself with trumpets, but it has always preferred quieter instruments.