So you're telling me there's a splinter sect of freemasons and their entire thing is go-karting
???
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So you're telling me there's a splinter sect of freemasons and their entire thing is go-karting
???

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saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:
her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled
her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void
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When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

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I don't have the heart for it because I Do need things to be happy or it will kill me, but I have been chewing on the idea of hollanov divorce. because really it is so fucking juicy. you went through hell for this relationship because you thought it was going to be worth it. you put your career on the line. you made yourself a public spectacle. everyone and their mother knows you and knows your relationship and has opinions on it. everyone is looking at you.
and it doesn't work. it's different now. maybe you can't actually love each other when it comes down to it. you thought you did, but things change. it's different to be married, to be living together, to be in each other's pockets. but you've already given up so much to be here. it was humiliating to get here, it would be even more humiliating to admit that it didn't work. that all of it was for nothing.
so you stay together. even though it isn't good, it isn't love. you fight. you live together in name only. good thing you didn't have kids yet, right? just a dog who paces by the door, wondering why things are different now. you barely look at each other in the locker room. you play together and let hockey be the excuse for why you don't talk. you keep yourself busy with everything else and you don't think about the absent shape of your husband missing at your side. you don't wear your ring - you didn't really wear it before, anyway. you don't go out because everyone knows your face and everyone knows you're married. maybe you keep fucking, anyway. it doesn't mean anything, right? isn't that what you said for years? the sex is good. it was the only good thing.
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OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT
this but make it a hollanov second chance romance
https://archiveofourown.org/works/81665386
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pisses me off every time people online are like “why isnt The Bear in the category for best drama? its not a comedy!”
you fucking idiots. of course its a comedy, the bear is a mf sports movie
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ilya rozanov was a closeted bisexual club rat in the 2010s… i know his ass loves lady gaga
attention everyone ilya rozanov now canonically loves lady gaga
read the fic here
Hi! I saw your post about popstar!ilya/bodyguard!shane and it gave me worms in my brain. I’d like to share my fic inspired by your post on ao3 and i was wondering your active on there/have a username that you want me to tag? I just want to give you credit for your amazing idea bc truly it changed the trajectory of my life
!! yooo I'm so happy this idea has put worms in other people's brains too HAHA that's so awesome that you've written something for it!! I am on ao3, it's the same name as on here (lightningbig), please share the link when you post your fic I'd love to read it!! :D
something possessed me these last few days (it was @lightningbig) but I present part 1 of the popstar!ilya/bodyguard!shane
this was the most fun to write and I have so many more ideas for the next chapters so stay tuned!!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/78453931
listen I understand why anyone writing a bodyguard au for hollanov defaults to ilya being the body guard and shane being the superstar. but I just think we're collectively sleeping on the appeal of playboy celeb ilya rozanov getting scuffed like a kitten by his deadpan, no nonsense security detail, shane hollander
new heated rivalry fic is up
ilya rozanov was a closeted bisexual club rat in the 2010s… i know his ass loves lady gaga

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An Interview with Richard Siken
in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD
instead ask:
is it SINCERE
was it CATHARTIC
was it FUN TO MAKE
is it MADE BY ME
and don't forget to stay silly