no when i say intimacy i mean one of us is bleeding out and the other is putting their entire body weight behind their hands to stop it

does anyone know if we've epically defeated fascism by ironically emasculating its figureheads yet

I went to my union meeting tonight and the retirees' monthly complaint about our healthcare was that for some reason it only lets doctors prescribe six Viagra pills at a time, and they want to fuck more than six times a month. That's verbatim. Think about what you could be missing by not going to your union meetings.

! You can make any male character significantly hotter by giving them excessive piercings.

i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.