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One day that tiny baby will be a big shark able to rip people to shreds

most blacktip reef sharks are no more than 5.5ft long when mature. not only that, blacktip reef sharks are timid and shy, with no fatal human attacks documented. don’t comment stuff like this on my posts, save it for another post and stay off mine. thanks

gentlesharks has hAD IT

only one character can be in each 5ft square in dnd because they’re all practicing responsible social distancing

so..is it?

well if i was a 10 year old in 1940 during world war ii when there was sugar rationing and i had been sent away to some stranger’s house with my siblings who (particularly the elder 2) were being real jerks and i had no idea that the seemingly kind lady offering the turkish delight was the literal embodiment of evil™ who would kill my family and myself once she no longer had any use for us then yeah i would do it

i mean, yeah, thank you for highlighting Edmund’s often overlooked perspective here… but damn is that a big qualifier.

eww fucking EWWWW its march already. i hate the linear progression of time </3

My birthday is in march….:(

So is mine.,,,,,;;

ewwwww fucking EWWWWWWWW PISCES’s ARE COMMENTING ON MY POST LIKE I ASKED AND ITS ALL ABOUT THEM EWWWWW 

my birthday is on the 31st :( …

legitimately what is up with people born in march thinking this post is a slight against them personally

Wait @minecraft what’s your sign?

if she’s YOUR girl, why’s she using MY crafting table?

I’m not saying she is a slut, I’m just saying her spawn point isn’t set to her own bed very often.

I pity the future historians that are gonna try and take a crack at this one

Its really all falling apart now

Is it ever.

Frankenstein got written because Mary Shelley was the only person in her peer group to finish Nanowrimo

Wasn’t her peer group full of horny frat boys who were constantly having parties and in her desperation to have one chill day with no one trying getting all handsy, she mentioned that there’s this writing thing and vaguely insinuated that they wouldn’t be able to do it and then all the boys were like “YES I CAN JUST WATCH” and at the end of it all Mary Shelley finally had time to write about this idea she had dreamed about without some dumb horny boy trying to tell her how women should be in his bed instead of writing?

that is technically an accurate historical recap, yes

Also, while stuck with all these intellectual dude bros who were constantly going on about how great they all were, she wrote a main character who thought he was the greatest and smartest but then refused to take responsibility for anything leading to the destruction of his entire life.

ahhahahaahahaha

great addition!