2 miles from the lift and my left ski is GONE

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food anymore.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

Good god that’s my circus! Good god those are my monkeys! …..and WHERE did they get so many typewriters?!?!

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

Fidel Castro