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How long has it been since I had sex?

My tub of Crisco just expired.

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As a cancer survivor, you'd think I'd be smart enough to stop reading terminal illness fic. I am not that smart.

#ban speaks

Free Advice

If you haven't already, DO NOT have seven children. It's nothing like the Sound of Music.

#ban speaks #shitpost #they will never forgive you #never

interactyouth

If you missed Intersex Awareness Day yesterday, don’t worry! You can still share this phenomenal infographic made by our youth advocate @hannlindahl! Thank you so much for all the work you do for the intersex community, Hann! We are so proud of you!

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thank you for this, it was super informative and helpful!!!!

mossybeans

Saint Petersburg TransPride March, 2019

#ban speaks #other people's stuff #nb problems #positivity #intersex problems #intersex pride #ban in the wild

Today's mood:

My coworkers apparently think that I'm transmasculine, not transfeminine. I can't decide whether or not this is passing.

#ban speaks #nb problems #trans rights are human rights #trans humor

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I wouldn't lye to you, these shaving bars came out great!

#soapmaking #good clean fun #more lye jokes inbound #ban speaks

Writing Update 25AUG20

Bright Spot: I have chapters one and three complete, but am really struggling to finish chapter two in a way that bridges the two. Will be looking at it again in October.

Nepotism (sequel to The General's Pleasure): Done! I'm now at the "stare at it for ten minutes a day until the typos show themselves" stage, which means about two weeks until posting.

CDI: this fic has been complete for going on two years, but I really hate it. As with BS, I'm happy with the beginning and the end, but the middle is just not working for me. I ended up going too far into the "Snoke is not nice" subplot of the India portion and getting too preachy about the inherent flaws of organized religion. I'd like to settle in and see if I can get it sorted before the holidays.

Possible upcoming wips:

As stated, Nepotism is part two of the Blow of State series. I have notes down for at least four more installments (two sequels and two prequels) but it's a "wait and see" game with my mental health atm.

Luke/Bodhi historical magical realism: outlined

Rey/Phasma 23rd century near-earth space exploration: outlined

On the non-SW side of things, I've been picking at the outline for a 00Q fic for a while, and I think I'd like to have it done before 007 Fest next year. There may also be some Mystrade in the works, as that's what I've been reading lately.

#ban speaks #ban writes #kylux #mikylux #wip it good

I think we can all agree that the real crime in Cell Block Tango was the guy who chewed gum and drank beer at the same time.

#ban speaks #🤢

sassysnowperson

where there’s a desert // read on Ao3 // from beginning

by rosepetalfall

rated T // Bodhi Rook/Luke Skywalker

Bodhi is eleven when the Emperor dies, and the explosions start the same day.

Luke is six when the Emperor dies and Vader takes over. He doesn’t know what that means.

Bodhi’s fourteen when the moisture farm next door is bought suddenly, sight unseen, by some offworlder family.

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Hello everyone! I’ve had the chance to cheerlead this lovely fic featuring breathtaking worldbuilding, a heartfelt coming of age story for both Luke and Bodhi, and a charming love story. If you liked Stone and Sand, I strongly recommend this fic (the author, btw, was my cheerleader and beta for Stone and Sand, they share a lot of the same spirit and DNA). I can’t recommend it strongly enough!

#fic rec #im not crying youre crying #other people's stuff

I'm still not really sure what the deal with the baby shark song is? I learned that song decades ago in the boyscouts, and now there's like, toys and bumper stickers and shirts, and im just. I'm so confused.

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My mother has apparently lived seven decades without seeing a kettle, if the way she stands behind me a whispers, "Amazing," every single time I make a cuppa is anything to go by

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darklesmylove

what i really mean when i say an update is coming soon

#other people's stuff #oh look it's me #ban writes #sometimes

mottlemoth

❤️ Mystrade Trope List ❤️

Some of us in the @mystrade-reading-club agreed last night that it’s high time we had a trope master list of all our favourites. I went to sleep for a few hours and woke up to twelve pages of suggestions, in case anybody wonders how Mystrade is doing these days ❤️

Tumblr now tends to muffle posts with links, so I’m going to add the link as a reblog to this post. Take a peek in the notes and you’ll spot it.

The list isn’t comprehensive - please do add a comment to the document if you can’t see your favourite! Feel free to use this list for prompts, challenges, etc.

mottlemoth

And here’s the link!

Click to take a look at the list.

mottlemoth

UPDATE! I’ve fashioned the trope list into a challenge list you can use for prompts ❤️

Click to view the challenge list.

mossybeans

Honestly, our favorite trope is "written by Moth"

#😉#mystrade #other people's stuff

Me: a soft bastard who only reads fluff

My writing, apparently: ALL THE ARCHIVE WARNINGS

#ban writes

I don't think he knows

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Apparently I have subscribers on ao3. Like, people who actually want to know whenever I post something. And I'm just. Blown away. Because, what? Why? Who are you? I love you unconditionally.

#ban speaks #ban writes

What exactly is the appeal of the marble olympics?

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