you cannot kill me in a way that matters

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

creature fact: you have just been bited

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

thank god vampirism is a flexible metaphor

it’s about being queer it’s about surviving assault it’s about alienation and most of all it’s about how everyone who loved you before might not be able to even look at you now, no matter how many times you try to explain that you didn’t ask to die and you didn’t ask for that death to leave you only half-eaten when it got bored of you.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*