sing!

My first course of action as an upperclassman? Campaigning for a video game day for homecoming spirit week. 

Well, I’ve never tried so I think that’s a no. I do sing, though! And play guitar. 

Definitely the hot Willy Wonka on TikTok. He’s not weird at all, and I’m also not super jealous that he somehow created a TikTok following off of being a hot version of a nightmare from my childhood. 

DUDE! Why do you guys get the best theme?! I don’t want to fake gamble! That’s so lame and cliche! Can I help you guys? PLEeEASE? It’s kind of absolutely my expertise and I can help make sure it’s the best Morp ever for you guys!

Well well well, look at the upperclassman coming to the sophomores. Oh, how the turn tables. Jk, of course, Spree. We’d love to have a real video game person on the inside, so yeah! Sure! You don’t wanna go to prom like, at all? 

Beau’s eyebrows knitted together in confusion at Moss’s question. “Her last name’s a dance party, she’s cute and a rockstar, and she’s not dumb and afraid of bugs because she is bugs, what’s not to like?” Beau asked, his smile coming back as he listed all the things he was pumped about when it came to his date. “Sucks about your date, though! Do you want to hang out with us? Just don’t make her like you better than she likes me, then I’d have to pee in your shoes or something to get even.”

Moss sighed at his friend’s justification. “You know, man...you do you. And hey, maybe this’ll work out and you guys’ll have a bunch of those gross little spider babies,” he teased, adjusting his mask. Cocking a brow, Moss chuckled toward Beau. “Thanks, but I think I’m good. Besides, wouldn’t want to cramp your style -- cause you’re right, I’d totally steal her, and I wouldn’t want to do that. For you and for me. But hey! Maybe I can find some girl who’s having a ‘Galentine’s’ or whatever.” 

@sofiaflores: I must say, I'd be fascinated to hear what you have to say about pop culture, @mosstriton! Do you have a particular topic picked out?

@calchiron: Lipsync vids are the funniest

@badlili: POVs are top tier cringe, pls do that.

@mosstriton: TAKING A POLL. Which TikTok content would you all like to see from me most?

1. povs

2. dance/lipsync videos

Dude, that’s such a bummer! I’ve always wanted to make a band like, using basketballs to make the beat, the way they do it in High School Musical – and if that idea’s awesome, I bet your idea would be even cooler. Maybe they’ll do it again next year? Oh! Or maybe you could like, sneak-attack the stage and everyone would be so lit to see you that they wouldn’t kick you off, and then everyone would write-in-ballot your band because it was so cool, and then everything would be AWESOME. 

I’m sure Rini would absolutely murder me if I ambushed the stage. #SheScaryDawg. But I’m into that basketball thing! Maybe a band made up of random objects, one of which being a basketball. 

Marj: Okay, so how many of us are stuck in a bathtub and was anyone fortunate enough to get to a pool?