ceramic unicorns? smh

Beanie Babies. 

Baaaaaaad. I was stuck at the Snuggly Duckling every day and I hated it. Getting my dad’s friends to sneak me sips of their drinks was so lame. 

Nah, dude. I break my dad’s collection every time I’m home because I hate them so much. 

Right?! Our only meme so far is like….the coronavirus. Which is a huge bummer, but I’m so glad we don’t have to worry about that in Walt. I’m already sick of texts from my  mom worrying that it’s waterborne when humans like, I dunno, hock a loogie into the ocean or whatever. We should start a TikTok trend and have it go viral or something! 

Biiiiig bummer, dude. Yeah, and like I’m not going home for a while so hopefully all that passes before I absolutely have to. Aw, your mom is dope. I’m so into that! Should we do a dance or is that lame? 

THIS SPEAKS TO ME! Like, TRULY. HOW?! Granted I missed two weeks because of SOMEBODY, so I’m even more bitter about it already being March than others, probably. Because, y’know, TWO WEEKS of possible meme time, WASTED. But still! How is it already March?!?

And whomst would you be talking about? That’s so sad, Alexa play Despacito. I feel like I want a redo on this entire year so far. It’s lame, dude!