Mossie Does Stuff

this post almost moved me to tears

Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle

I’m kepchup lmao

Brogle and rainbow sprimkle

This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.

World Heritage Post

i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell

No Smorking. Parma Jawn

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Not me helplessly scrolling faster and faster like, “Oh gods, please spot!!”

(Historical linguists love misspelling. It’s one of the best way to recognize changing pronunciations, regional variation, changing phonetic values of letters, and so forth. They’d fall to the floor weeping to find “parma jawn” and “boled egg”.)

That said, I suspect this particular instance of “No Smorking” was deliberate, a callback to one of the earliest features on engrish.com.

figured I should let everyone know (because I just now realized it myself) that this post is six years old as of last month. my little girl Ranibow Sprimkle is entering the first grade come August.

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this