scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

I love your agreeable and amenable and flexible nature and how none of your wants and needs ever get priority and how nobody even knows what they are to begin with and how you never start or engage in conflicts and never express even mildly unsavory opinions and get along with everyone from every conceivable group, that’s so trustworthy. hey quick question. do you happen to have an enormous pressurized reservoir of rage and resentment you feel like you can’t ever analyze or express because that would break the rules for the kind of person you are and if so, do you think a lifetime of squashing it down might ever backfire?

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

being a whale breaching must feel so funny it's like let me yeet my body into the weird vacuum that hates me and wants to throw me right back. for fun

the mammalian experience of spending a lot of time frolicking in a body of water but when it's time to get out your body has gotten used to the sweet and gentle cradle of buoyancy so you feel all nine point eight meters per second of earth's gravity at once. sorry i dont know why that sounded horny this is about the umwelt of whales

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may