I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

let’s all gain weight and get strong as fuck

everybody needs to read more. read all the time. read every day. read read read

let's all shoot our phones and meet each other outside

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

the author’s barely disguised job they worked in their early 20s

i just think more people should know that rejecting monogamy is not a big to do or something you need to do mountains of research and planning for and not something you need to come out as doing or dedicate a portion of your identity to. i always say things like this and get people in my notes going "AAAGH but the SCHEDULING and COMMITMENT and i don't even KNOW if i'm REALLY poly" but the thing is that you can just choose not to cram your love for others and your understanding of others' love for you into pre-ordained restrictive boxes kind of at any time & very likely be happier for it. yes yes reblog joke about going and cheating on your partner after reading this, very funny you won one free internet etc

it's also creating a class of people who you can abuse while telling yourself that you're Good and Moral and Not an Abuser.

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours