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i need some elucien brat and brat tamer recs........

freaky nikki could not be true to nikki's personality and love bear at the same time because loving bear romantically is not something nikki would ever do oh my gosshhhhhh i love this movie

whats crazy is that I used to be on the side of "neopronouns aren't actual pronouns and harm the trans community by making them look like a joke" and now im like "hell yeah dude vamp/vampself pronouns are sick as fuck anymore I should know about"

i only use the word "bitch" when im talking about a man

just you and me and your friend steve but he actually wants a polyamorous relationship

"The air was charged by the distinct call of the night bird. His face was obscured, but I knew he was looking at my chest. Each side stretching, gracelessly mature, to different sizes. 'Hansel, come lay with me like the old woman taught us when we were children.' He closed the door, leaned against it. 'You are not my wife, Gretel.' 'I'm more than your wife. I'm your sister.' Hansel flinched and reached for the door handle. I knew he would not leave this place. He would relent and choose to be inside me, like he had many nights before. If not, I would flay his meaty forearm, roll it like a stick of licorice, and insert the flesh between my legs. Hansel is my soul. The love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure. Brother, you will be inside me tonight."

"A love only the branch of a willow tree could conjure."

have we considered that the reason why Chappell roan’s “apologies” are so low effort is because she didn’t fucking do anything and shouldn’t have to apologize

this is kind of niche but elucien reminds me so much of daphne and simon