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1) who can outdrink the other? Kuai Liang. they donât drink often, and very rarely does it get to the point of âoutdrinkingâ the other, but Kuai Liang can handle alcohol just the smallest bit more than Hanzo. not to say that Hanzo is bad with alcohol, but still
2) who says âI love youâ more? they both say it a lot. Kuai Liang always says it shortly before/after a mission. Hanzo mumbles it between kisses. Kuai Liang says it a lot when Hanzo is upset. they justâŚ. love one another
3) who has trouble sleeping alone? Hanzo. he can sleep alone, of course, but heâs grown so used to the cold weight on his back that when itâs not there, it takes longer to sleep
4) who swears more? they hardly ever curse, but Hanzo is more likely to curse when the time presents itself
5) who does more of the housework? they share the housework responsibilities. they each have designated tasks (Kuai Liang with dusting, Hanzo with dishes, etc.) and they stick with them
6) who forgets their anniversary? Hanzo. oh god. this poor man remembers so few dates and he always feels bad and tries his best to make it up to Kuai Liang
7) who steals the duvet in their sleep? Hanzo. Kuai Liang rarely uses it
8) who keeps the other awake at night with their snoring? Hanzo is either dead quiet or snores like a boar. Kuai Liang has grown used to it but when they first began staying with one another, he just stared at the ceiling and wondered if it was rude to mention it. it wasnât fun
9) who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them? Kuai Liang. he canât keep them at his temple and has never had a pet so he always tries to convince Hanzo to get a cat. Hanzo eventually gives in so they get a cat to say at the Shirai Ryu temple. Hanzo is convinced that Kuai Liang loves this cat more than he loves Hanzo
10) who usually makes dinner? Hanzo. Kuai Liang canât cook all that well. he once disintegrated noodles while trying to make spaghetti. he is no longer allowed to use the stove alone. telling the story makes Hanzo laugh
11) who plays their music out loud? both of them, but not in a rude way, more like âhey my love I heard this song the other day and I thought you would like itâ so then they play it out loud for the other to hear
12) who hogs the bathroom? unintentionally, Hanzo. he isnât good at putting his hair in a bun, so it takes a while
13) who gives the most compliments? Kuai Liang. he is the more âmushyâ of the two and is more likely to compliment Hanzo. Hanzo also compliments him, but his words often escape him and he doesnât want to sound foolish
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15) who isnât afraid to embarrass the other in public? Kuai Liang is less likely to be embarrassed and understands that Hanzo embarrasses more easily. he never embarrasses him on purpose unless itâs private
16) who gives the other cringeworthy pet names? Kuai Liang, in private. he calls him âbabyâ sometimes and Hanzo secretly loves it. it rarely gets to be the weird ones like âsugar baby love muffinâ but Kuai Liang gives more nicknames
17) who fusses over takes care of the other when they get sick? HANZO. god. he is a hovering mess when Kuai Liang is sick. not on purpose, but he hates seeing Kuai Liang in pain or uncomfortable or anything and goes the extra mile to help him feel better
18) who finds it impossible to stay angry at the other for long? Hanzo. he rarely gets angry at Kuai Liang but he loves him too much to stay that way
19) who clings to the other for comfort when theyâre sad or scared? both of them. they hold hands a lot when theyâre upset and just squeeze their hands tight to show that theyâre there for the other
20) who is more âphysically passionateâ? (hugs, kisses, or maybe moreâŚ) Kuai Liang. he is more likely to initiate hugs and kisses and hand-holding, and Hanzo has gotten more confident to do the same