what

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

something has to be done about mormons this cannot continue

It’s literally just a religion like any other. Im sick of people acting like this about my culture

you gotta get outta there

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

its cool everyone on here is jacking off all the time

and everyones so excited to talk about it too. crazy

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

it’s a great time to be a hater, many things are bad and lots of stuff sucks. it’s also a terrible time to be a hater, because many people will insist that you have to like the bad thing because a company spent millions of dollars making it and it’s just not very nice to say it’s bad

hating is ultimately a philosophy of optimism. the knowledge that things could be better, and the desire to see them improve, differentiates it from the pessimism of idle consumption.