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Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

Carbonated hot dog water

op do you take criticism on your posts

Go ahead and kill me already

do kids these days know about glomping?

What is that?

What the fuck?

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that it would act immediately on acidic surfaces but it does and it provides temporary tongue comfort

this would have been useful information when i murdered my mouth eating ten warheads in a row

hey quick question what was going through your mind when doing that

“urghurhur im love eat sour” it was a bad call

give her one

give her a cheeto.

24 isnt referring to her age…

im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.

​the energy of this post is dark and mysterious

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14 

so dying a warrior’s death means nothing to you?

*choking to death on White Chocolate Reece’s cups* My ancestors are smiling on me imperials, can you say the same?

one skin

two skin

three skin

dont finish this post

apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”

begging won’t save you