Deer teeth. For you, kid!

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

huge fan of when guys look tired as hell

i lust for that fictional character

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers