Newtype Draco

thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

Bro I initially misread this as "I'm too fat for this meat" 😳

If I was a Pokemon

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

Tbh my favorite part of pride month is saying “AND DURING PRIDE MONTH TOO?” at every slight inconvenience.

@markscherz who is this raspberry and cream boy

This is Epipedobates anthonyi, a common dart frog in greenhouses, kept for biological pest control and the delight of tumblrians.