Moriona & Andre

“Assisţa̢nce wo͡uld҉ be ver̛y ̨a̡p̧prec͜ia͡t͠ed͞, ͏no̶t that͘ I d̢o͢ņ’t̶ tr̵u͟s̵t̶ ̕you, ̷hòne̸y, b̛ut ͞th̡e m͟o͝r͝e th͜e merrier.“ The AI answered to the Prometheus’s offer. “Accor͞d͟in̵g to ͟t̷h̡e da̴ta, òu̕r ͢t̢aŗg͟e̵ţ is ̷80̕0 m̵etèrs͟ n̕or͜t̀h from he̷re… Íf y̢o̷ú d͝i͝dn̴’t͜ dr̷ive͠ ͟our͟ ͡out̵ru̕n̶ner͝ ̨of̨f th͡ȩ ͘cli̡ff we w͢o͢u̵l̵d hav͝e mad̶e͞ ̨it̛ t͟h̛e͘r͏e̡ alr̷ead̶y.̵“

“They put an Artificial intelligence module inside a gun?” Pausing to think about that, Prometheus was slightly frightened at the thought. Then again, placing a relatively stable A.I. inside a gun was definitely going to be more safe than some of the more unstable humans… 

“Yis! Lets go! Ain’t nobody gonna die ‘til we make it happen! woohoo!“ Moriona sounded overjoyed with the thoughts of killing someone for her favorite stones. Didn’t help the fact that she has already nabbed some of the Eridiums in that area with her as well.

And the walk began, taking the safe route through the rocks and stay out of sight of the bandits, hoping if worst come to worst, Prometheus can take all the bullets before she has to, best friends ever. 

i had free time to doodle today and i really like moriona’s design

“Assisţa̢nce wo͡uld҉ be ver̛y ̨a̡p̧prec͜ia͡t͠ed͞, ͏no̶t that͘ I d̢o͢ņ’t̶ tr̵u͟s̵t̶ ̕you, ̷hòne̸y, b̛ut ͞th̡e m͟o͝r͝e th͜e merrier.“ The AI answered to the Prometheus’s offer. “Accor͞d͟in̵g to ͟t̷h̡e da̴ta, òu̕r ͢t̢aŗg͟e̵ţ is ̷80̕0 m̵etèrs͟ n̕or͜t̀h from he̷re... Íf y̢o̷ú d͝i͝dn̴’t͜ dr̷ive͠ ͟our͟ ͡out̵ru̕n̶ner͝ ̨of̨f th͡ȩ ͘cli̡ff we w͢o͢u̵l̵d hav͝e mad̶e͞ ̨it̛ t͟h̛e͘r͏e̡ alr̷ead̶y.̵“

“I swear these damn suits are just worth nothing! nothing is clean! there is a damn speck here and it just simply won’t go away!”

 Phil has not have had a good day, in fact he would call this a damn fucking filthy day,since the Dahl’s former glory laid bared here in the Caustic Cavern it has been difficult lately to ‘acquire’( he simply refuses to use scavenge) replacement parts, of course he can simply by a new one, but this…Oooh this beauty, she simply cant be replaced, she has long helped with his conquest and he will not just give her up! his Rifle has always been a part of him, and she will not simply be replaced. Why are most inanimate object are she anyways? who the hell thought of that shit? now what was he doing again…..AH! yes. this Damn Request getting rid of these damn Spiderants,..”I just need to get higher. a one,two shot if you will do” preching up above to see below in the infestation he begins to set up.

Phil stood in shock, That was his Kill, that was his ticket to upgrading his Darling. and BOOM! gone. GONE! and by what? Some speck of Dirt! A filthy Speck of DIRT! He did not come to The damn Mines for this…

It was suppose to be a One shot, Clean and now it’s dirty.

“YOU!!!!”

“NOT GOOD!” phil being the rational man he is, or like to think he is, signals the Dirty speck Down

”Mind if I stare at you for a bit? You’re like, a walking giant bar of shiny-stone… Eridium, I mean.”

“Uh, go ahead… Wait, why does she want to stare at me?” 

“Sh͜e͜ ̶j͡u͝st lįk̶es̛ E͞ri̡d͟i̶ưm͢.̛.. a͞ lo̧t̶…“ The rifle answered his question with his depressing robotic voice. “Hone̢y, ̧we͟ s͞ho͘uld let ̷the m͝a̸ń ̸w̧ork ̢in p̵e͢açe̷. ̵We’͞re only her͠e ̡f͢o̡r t̵h̛e̴ ͠Mission r̴e̴m̷e͢m͜ber̕?”

The sight of the tiny fingers moving around like that just jibber jabbing around like threshers on the  portions of Pandora caused an unusual reaction, the ‘giant walking eridium bar’ began to hover slightly off the ground. While unnoticeable at first, he reached approximately a meter (3.3 feet) off the ground.

“Is she always like this? Uh, what mission? Her fingers are scaring me.” The last bit obviously being under his mechanical breath.

The ‘walking talking Eridium doll’ would pause, himself still not noticing the fact he was floating right now mid-air, thought for a moment about the offer of going with the woman and the talking rifle and having inanimate friends. While yes, the offer of exposure to ‘E-rock’ was very great, as well as the talking rifle being awesome.

”Mind if I stare at you for a bit? You’re like, a walking giant bar of shiny-stone… Eridium, I mean.”

“Uh, go ahead… Wait, why does she want to stare at me?” 

“Sh͜e͜ ̶j͡u͝st lįk̶es̛ E͞ri̡d͟i̶ưm͢.̛.. a͞ lo̧t̶...“ The rifle answered his question with his depressing robotic voice. “Hone̢y, ̧we͟ s͞ho͘uld let ̷the m͝a̸ń ̸w̧ork ̢in p̵e͢açe̷. ̵We’͞re only her͠e ̡f͢o̡r t̵h̛e̴ ͠Mission r̴e̴m̷e͢m͜ber̕?”

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