Luimage

Mind you, this is how y'all started with Abril, calling her a “baddie” for being a step up from the usual trolls in that courtroom. It got to her head, look at all the problems she's caused, her ego is so inflated that she thinks people don't like her “because she's hot” when more than half of the community gave zero fucks about her until now.

Stop enabling these deranged women.

everything they’ve “advocated” for is falling right in front of their eyes LMAO

Bulge Olympics™ 🍆 Day 1

dividers by @angeliicide

THE DAY HAS COME!

highly requested bulge olympics™ everyone has been waiting for are finally starting! waiting for them has been so unnerving that they almost started riots on lugiblr! his bulge is, again, one of the most iconic body parts of him... if not the most iconic… and i'm sure that same as every installment of olympics™, it's going to be so fun, yet cause lots of heartbreak at the same time, and most importantly, cause lots of drooling from both our mouths and pussies unlike any other olympics™!

you all know the gist by now, we will be choosing between his bulge pics each day and voting for the one that you 🫵🏻 like better. and then, based on the results of the polls, we will be crowning the ultimate bulge pic™! it's his bulge we’re talking about, we surely do need to find out which bulge pic is THE BEST ONE!

for day one of the bulge olympics™, we have two absolutely iconic pics: perp walk lu with his thick italian sausage just dangling there... or maybe you prefer a more lowkey maroon sweater lu with his bulge showing while he's sitting? listen to your heart, listen to your clit, and please vote 🗳️

“But Patrick… Luigi was consuming your content, by your logic you are partially the reason for the pulling of the trigger?”

(Allegedly, ofc)

he cooked here 👇

Freud is very happy.

Weegee Iceberg

No matter what the situation is, a man will always be on a higher rung than a woman. Period. This doesn't mean that men don't deserve to have boundaries respected, but you cannot compare a woman's sexual objectification to a man's because we live in a patriarchal society. Luigi may be at a lower rung in the male hierarchy, but he is still higher than a woman and that is the fact of the matter. No smut story written about him will be as degrading as those written about him if he were a woman. Objectification with men works differently. Stop trying to act like we live in an equal society.

And yes, the patriarchy hurts men too.