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you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way
hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"
like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause
and honestly, going to the video store was fun. sometimes just looking around at everything they had WAS the fun part of the evening. and you can buy snacks there too

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and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.
^^^ PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE. There's a metro station across the street from the colosseum where i found a hair in my pizza slice. We drove by ruins of an amphitheater next to a motorway in greece once. It's literally just real places where real people live and have lived. It's not mythical perfect lands that once existed. I went to Itacha in 2023 and there was not enough parking space.
Finally a take on the 2026 Odyssey that isn’t focused on “trans people in movie = pushing woke agenda”
goddd it's been so hard disliking this production for Normal People Reasons basically since it was announced, and seeing people constantly hating it for bullshit reasons. like no I do not have a problem with Elliot Page or Lupita Nyong'o in this movie beyond the fact that they are hollywood a-listers like Everyone Else In The Cast.
grace describing what a situationship is to rocky and rocky just goes, "oh so grace rocky is situationship!"
grace : what.
rocky : grace not hear clearly, question? i said—
grace : no, no, i heard you loud and clear its just that i never thought of us as a... situationship
rocky : this is precisely why rocky said grace rocky is situationship. modern human males often display reluctance when asked "what are we" by human partner, sometimes female. just like what grace doing now
grace : that's different situations!
rocky : no, is same!
grace : you already have a mate!
rocky : from rocky's observations, that does not stop a majority of humans from pursuing situationships
grace : ……
grace : okay.. #fairs

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the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"
CAN WE MAYCHANCE NOT 😭
Perbe you should have thought about the consequences before posting a linguistic banger
washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes
people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
The older this post gets the funnier it becomes
My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.
that’s how fucked up our world is now
Had to contribute to this tag, it’s so funny. Thanks @justcakethanks for the template!
Grace: Do you think you can add spice to the MeBurgers? I’m a hot sauce kinda guy.
Rocky: What is spice question?
Grace: It’s when humans eat something that burns our mouths because it evolves to be painful to stop animals from eating it, but we like the flavor of pain.
Rocky: ……….there is something wrong with your entire species statement.

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grace who thinks adrian hates him but adrian is just suffering from the worst case of cuteness aggression ever to exist.
grace : rocky…… do you think adrian hates me…?
rocky, who had to listen to adrians squealing before and after everytime they get to visit grace : no definitely not
You know, that "Rocky refuses to hand over the taumoeba until the Eridian biologists make Grace healthy again" thing in some fanworks is basically the exact opposite of what Eva did to him