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Being called a knight is hot but what about a cavalier... it's got a little bit of a different vibe, like let me defend you with my rapier my lady and take you out to dance.
Also look up the Italian cicisbeo or cavalier servante. Historical legal cuckolds. Let me be that.
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Iβll defend trans dykes with my whole life like you donβt get it !
I flirt by liking your post and hoping you dm me.
That send a heart emoji game, but it better encompasses the complex feelings between queer mutuals/followers:
β€οΈ~ Iβm deeply in love with you even though weβve never met Irl
π§‘~ I have feelings for you but will never tell you that off anon
π~ Weβre just friendsβ¦ unless?
π~ I want to be you
π~ Weβre actually just good friends, but I would die for you
π~ Youβre hot and you intimidate me
π©΅~ Youβre so cool, and I genuinely want to be besties
π€~Me, you, and a U-Haul?
β£οΈ~ I donβt know if I hate you or if Iβm attracted to you
β€οΈβπ₯~ Oil up
β€οΈβπ©Ή~ Please get help
π~ Why do you live so far away? π
π~ If we were married weβd get divorced in less than a year
π«~ You make me go feral
β₯οΈ~ Youβre my type
π~ I would fight you in a Wendyβs parking lot
π~ Enemies to lovers?
π~ I want to start an intense platonic friendship with you
π~ We would destroy each other
π~ Youβre my dear old friend (homosexual undertones)
π~ Iβm judging you βοΈ
π«Ά~ Weβre bros/besties, but if you asked me out, I wouldnβt necessarily say noβ¦
π«°~ I antagonize you because I care <3
π~ I have a crush on you, AND I want to be you
π₯°~ Pay attention to me π₯Ί
π~ Letβs be roommates π
π€~ You scare me, and not in a hot way
π©Ά~ We would not get along
π€~ Iβm outside your window π
π~ Iβm afraid of messaging you first
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I love sucking fingers as an act of dominanceβ¦ you might feel like taking fingers down my throat is inherently submissive, but I can change your mind. When youβre under meβfeeling my hands tight around your wrist, watching me take two fingers into my mouthβyouβll feel fear and lust curling in your stomach as you realize how helpless you are, a predatorβs teeth against your skin, being devoured, consumed. My lips and tongue are velvety soft, wet, hot, and as my head bobs you struggle to keep eye contact with me, blush burning your cheeks, but you know youβd be punished for looking away. Iβll dig my nails into your wrist as I pull back, kissing the tips of your fingers and making you shiver before I open my mouth wider to take three, and the heat and softness surrounding your fingers makes you groan, makes your head spin, and you become more submissive, more desperate and pliant each time your fingertips touch the back of my throat as I take you deeper and deeper, emptying your mind of any thought but serving me.
NOT naming any names...but some of my mutuals...are cool and hot
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Slightly misusing "thou" and "thee" to sound vaguely old-timey is both completely harmless and irrationally maddening to me, especially in kink spaces where language that reinforces closeness or dominance has so much potential.
Firstly, "thou" is a subject, "thee" is an object and "thy" is possessive. These get mixed up pretty often. I don't consciously diagram the grammar of every sentence, but if you read or hear enough early modern English it can eventually feel natural.
"Thou" is an "informal you," a second person pronoun that implies familiarity. It either communicates a degree of closeness or reinforces your status above someone in a hierarchy. "Thou" is for close friends, lovers, children, commoners and servants.
My main gripe with "ye olde timey" styling is just that knightposting using an "informal you" to sound vaguely historical is completely missing out on the opportunity to use "thee" and "thou" to imply an inappropriately close relationship, or a flipped power dynamic.
A few other things I think we're under utilizing in royalty kink:
I have never seen the word "sirrah" in a kink setting, but it could translate beautifully into D/s dynamics. "Sirrah" is the opposite of "sir," a title reserved for someone who is below you. It's a fantastic word for when you want to put someone in their place, and sound a bit grandiose and archaic in the process. It's also very fun to say.
"Thy Grace" or "Thy Highness" would be grammatically incorrect and paradoxical, making them the perfect stylings for a submissive royal.
For a non-binary knight or other nobility, in place of "sir" or "lady," might I suggest "noble" and "gentle" as possible gender-neutral titles?
In a similar vein, I have heard so many people struggling to find a gender neutral way to say "ladies and gentlemen" or "lords and ladies," and I would suggest "nobles," "gentles," "gentlefolk," and "gentle people" as alternatives.
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god i just need a femme to use me. tie me up and fuck yourself onto me, ride my thigh, face, strap, i dont care as long as my princess is happy. i am truly at your service baby. just say the word and iβll kiss, lick, suck, bite, thrust anything you please baby
'Love Letter'. Rebeca Fleur. 2025.
Me waiting for pup to come home πΎπ
I really really need a girl to pin me down by my hips as she eats me out for her enjoyment <333
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pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say
Thereβs so much appreciation for nonhuman genitalia when it comes to dicks and I love it but honestly there should be more love for nonhuman pussy too. Some pitches:
- double clit. Like, if something has a double dick then the same species can have a double clit, right? Double the fun for the monsters with vaginas too
- similarly to the previous, double vaginal channel for expert level fingering
- aphrodisiac slick. Just, aphrodisiac slick
- creature whose genitals are basically sealed when unaroused so you have to slowly tease the slit and worked it open
- inhuman labia? Like multiple sets of them, or in multiple colors, or in strange shapes
And cookies/spades. Itβs a basic one, sure, but one that Iβve noticed a lot of people shy away from, which is so bizarre considering how popular knotted/canine dicks are
a monster whos vaginal canal is lined with cartilaginous bands, similar to an esophagus. maybe it can even pull things further into it too
a vaginal canal thats all bumpy and textured, like how there are a BUNCH of monster dildos with weird bumps n stuff
prehensile clitoris that can wrap around the base of the penis of whatevers penetrating the monster
mazelike vaginas similar to ducks and dolphins, requiring expert handling to give the monster a good time. maybe it eats you if you dont please it well enough, idk
retractable teeth in the vagina for if the beast doesnt like what youre doing
maybe little osteoderm-eqsue ridges internally, again similar to the bumps from earlier, but rougher
