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Just saw a Tesla with the number plate bazingaā¦.like what sort of self own?
that was grimes

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not even halfway into pride month and i just found out i have a whole family tree of ancestors with the name ācockā
iām filled with the most indescribable emotion rnĀ
Capitalism? Cap-a-fucking-piece-of-dogshit!! Free market?? How about free fucking housing?! What a shit load of fuck
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Do you ever see a post where you just āhuh funnyā and youāre about to scroll past it but then the last reblog is the creator begging people to stop interacting with it so you just have to reblog it to slightly annoy someone on the other end of the world?
why must you torment me this way
āCan white people say the n-word in this extremely unrealistic case?ā The father, the son, and the Holy Spirit
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I have so many questions..

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Comp of my favourite guns
please add on this is fucking wild
You know what this does.
this is called a punt gun. IT WAS USED TO HUNT ENTIRE FLOCKS OF DUCKS AT A TIME.
whatās that? you wish you didnt need to dispose of the body? WELL WHY DONāT YOU GET A FUCKING NINE BARELLED SHOTGUN YOUāLL BREAK YOUR ARM BUT YOUR VICTIM WILL BE RED MIST.
Give this to your party in the next dnd campaign. Itās called an apache revolver and every single fucking class can specialize in it.
You know how in a cartoon a gun will bend, and it shoots that direction? Well this fuck decided to create a gun like that, designed to shoot around corners.Ā
This is called a PARASCOPE, gun. LITERALLY DESIGNED SO YOU DONāT POKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE TRENCHES.
āthis isnāt even a gun?ā NO IT IS. ITāS CALLED A POCKETKNIFE PISTOL AND WAS MADE FOR HOME DEFENSE. (on a side note we should still make these and have these be the only gunsĀ āfor self defenseā correct me if im wrong.)
āthis is a mace?āĀ
NO DUDE THIS WASĀ CALLED KING HENRYS WALKING STICK, AND WAS OWNED BY HIM. IT HAS THREE SMALL HOLES ON THE MACE THAT SHOOT.
take a wild fucking guess how you fire it. JUST GUESS.Ā
YES. THE GUN IS FIRED BY FUCKING PUNCHING.
THIS IS A FUCKING RING. IT FITS AROUND YOUR FINGER. AND ITāS A GUN. A SIX SHOT GUNĀ
āwell thatās an odd frame for a gun.ā
YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT WAS DESIGNED TO REPLACE YOUR BICYCLE FRAME. The reason these were made, was because before the automobile, the best way to transport your gun was on bike. SO WHY NOT HAVE YOUR GUN, BE THE BIKE
Yes. THIS IS DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE LIPSTICK. ITāS AS BIG AS ONE TOO. I DONāT KNOW IF THESE ARE STILL LEGAL, BUT GALS, THIS COULD BE A GREAT THING TO CARRY WITH YOU.
You see this rifle? IT CAN DESTROY TANKS. AND YES, THIS BADASS MANAGED TO PERFECTLY HANDLE ITāS WEIGHT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=nKDtpbLx-XM
YOU SEE THIS GUN? ITāS CALLED A SMART GUN. THE ONLY WAY TO FIRE IT IS TO HAVE YOUR FINGERPRINT SCANNED, AND TO BE WEARING THE WATCH THAT COMES WITH IT. NOW THERE IS LITERALLY NO EXCUSE FOR KIDS TAKING THEIR PARENTS GUNS.
YEAH, THIS IS A PEN. For when a writers done with your shit.
This is called a vomit gun. and youāre right! this doesnāt fire bullets. INSTEAD, THIS BITCH SHOOTS A LED LIGHT THATS SO BRIGHT, AND DISORIENTING, THAT IT LITERALLY CAUSES YOU TO VOMIT, FALL OVER FROM INTENSE DIZZINESS, AND BLIND THEM. IT ALSO EMITS PULSES TO DISORIENT THEM, AND HAS A VARIETY OF EFFECTS THAT REALLY FUCK YOU UP. (the effectiveness and everything about it is being questioned, but it IS bright enough to blind you.)
this isnāt a special ammo shotgun.
itās a grenade launcher.
this is exactly what you think it is.
30 barrel revolver. What the fuck can I think of for witty commentary. Just look at it.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO END THIS.
I feel like John Wick getting shown all the new guns in parallelum
So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories youāre 100% convinced are real
Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro
Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Castro with Treudeauās parents
holding Justinās older brother as a baby
Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples
See, the nipples angle is just not something I wouldāve thought to pursue
1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.
Do we have a picture of Fidelās nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.
in william shakespeareās gritty ājesterā, a failed jester shocks courtiers and ladies-in-waiting with crimes inspired by his japes and follies
What doth thee receiveth at which hour thee crosseth a mentally ill lon'r with a society yond doesnāt careth f'r that gent and treats that gent liketh trash? thee receiveth what thee fucking des'rve!
Et tu, Homer?

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So thereās this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And Iām sitting there sweating because like⦠Iām wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and heās the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say āI can and will kill youā. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes,Ā āSo. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?ā
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went,Ā āYou get it.ā
I said,Ā āYep.ā He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if sheās gay. I told him he should ask her because thatās not my place and he said he would.
I thought that would be the end of it.
Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (sheās bi) and that both of us have a shot. I saidĀ āYou more than me.ā because heās attractive and popular.Ā
But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked,Ā āBecause Iām tall?ā
So this isnāt lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-
My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said āThis would be easier with a wrenchā
And deadass, dudebro said āHang onā and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack
Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didnāt say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because itās a pretty good book, and he went āYes!ā Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left
Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went ācool I think Iām having oneā
And I was like what the fuck Colin weāre in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test heās stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like⦠smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though heās almost a foot taller than me and yeah
Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I donāt have that many) and fistbumped me and said, āYou always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?ā
And honestly yāall, I wouldāve started crying if he hadnāt sneezed and accidentally smacked me
Why...why isn't she wearing pants?
it's more of a pussy out look
ITS NOT