Kobold_Kween

Peanut? No I can’t do both at the same time.

Doodoo on that beat 💩

Smoking that shit that made the clock wise.

Born to jest. forced to joust.

If I hand you this comically large mallet can i trust you not to crush my skull with it?

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I’ll probably cry like cmon that’s mean….

Imagine being a wizard and running out of spells and your wand just goes flaccid.

Acolytes of the leech temple got me white girl wasted.

There’s an alien in the reflecting pool and that’s why it’s green.

Zootopia charlie Kirk be like: “counting or not counting carnivore violence.”

Clown girl who ties your dick into a balloon animal. Is this anything?

My rival wizard cast detect thoughts on me so I blew my shit clean off just to traumatize them in a way no man can comprehend.

Feeling like a mega-church pastor the way I need to flex on hundreds of people in a blasphemous manner.

I think human consciousness was a tragic misstep in human evolution.