me emailing my college professors: hi bestie! i can't do this today

I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

hate it here (realm of consciousness) going back to sleep

i haven’t checked on my animal crossing island in so long. i bet timmy and tommy are running a meth empire

as a hobby i will pretend i am normal

Self care is listening to “but you’re in a bathroom at a party” music edits.

The sexual tension between me and my desire to delete all my social medias

You weren't ugly 10 years ago, you were a kid, or a teenager, or just a human person. 10 years ago cameras weren't that good. We still used CDs. People had flip phones. 10 years ago Instagram wasn't a thing. I hate to say it but every year we spent perfecting our social media presence is not a glow up. A grainy picture of you just existing in the era before curated existence next to a perfectly lit and framed "candid" is not an accurate comparison... Be nicer to your younger self, man. Think about what it's telling the kids.