Ultimate Human/Genius

I NEED TO READ THE WHOLE STORY PLEASE

The three-ring binder is the apex of book technology, by the way. All the advantages of a codex, plus you can add, remove, and reorder pages at will - pages which you can furthermore protect from damage in transparent sleeves, and store commentaries, notes, and other paratextual addenda behind them without obscuring the primary content. Truly the queen of codices. Reblog if you love the three-ring binder.

Found Amy Santiago's Tumblr, guys

Jake: Hey, I have to ask you a question. Jake: Will you be my valentine? Amy: We're married. Jake: But will you?

Incorrect quote memes are ten times more funny when you realize that 99% of them are from Brooklyn 99

adjacent advice: if you need more confidence, get a cool jacket or a haircut or something and think about how cool it makes you. this is loser advice, but we're all losers here. swallow your pride and roleplay as a cool guy and you'll become a cool guy.

Perhaps something with a scorpion motif?

and consider eating at a little diner every night until the staff start saving you a seat