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Jake: I'm tired of people telling me to 'go to the hospital' and that I've 'lost a lot of blood'. Amy: BECAUSE YOU HAVE??? Jake: It's my stab wound, not yours. Stay out of it.

Jake: I want to take Amy on a really fancy date. Jake: But I only have 11 dollars.

Jake: We're a great team because we're so different. Holt: True, I'm always right and you're always wrong.

Gina: Do you have anything to tell me? Jake: No??? Gina: Okay well your horoscope said that you're keeping secrets, so I don't wanna call you a liar but the stars don't lie ...

Rosa: Don't worry, Charles. We're with you. Gina: Are we? Rosa, elbowing her: Yes. We are.

Jake: Hello Rosa. Make anyone cry today? Rosa: Sadly, no. But it's only 4:30.

Holt: So your plan failed? Jake: It didn't fail, it was pre-successful.

Roger: Sometimes, I feel like I failed as your father. Jake: Sometimes?

Jake: Do you trust me? Holt: No. Jake: I'll take that as a yes.

Charles: I'm amazed at how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of things. Gina: Not me. I'm important. Sucks for you though.

Jake: So Captain, do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Holt: Yes, I'm pretty sure it's February 14th.

Rosa: Your existence is confusing. Charles: How so? Rosa: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

Jake: Hey, I have to ask you a question. Jake: Will you be my valentine? Amy: We're married. Jake: But will you?

Jake: Amy and I are just friends, nothing else. Rosa: [sneezes] Rosa: Sorry, I'm just allergic to bullshit.