i know it’s prob a combo of covid + the fact that anyone with a nut allergy couldn’t come within 500 feet of the building that they got rid of them but i miss the giant barrels of loose peanuts at texas roadhouse

oh she's your gf? well she hopes i'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin sized mattress in somebodies attic or basement my whole life. never graduating up in size to add another and my nightmares will have nightmares every night

grabs microphone. the killers received five grammy nominations for their debut album hot fuss but didn’t get shit, even though hot fuss was probably one of the biggest albums of the early 2000s and even now 20 years later we still know all the words to these songs, even if you’ve never—hey what the fuck give me that back GIVE IT TO ME—even if you’re unfamiliar with the killers and their debut album you know mr. brightside, somebody told me, all these things that i’ve done, smile like you—SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT, JENNY WAS A FRIEND OF MINE—GLAMOROUS INDIE ROCK AND ROLL, YOUVE HEARD THEM YOU KNOW THEM THE KILLERS ARE CRITICALLY UNDERAPPRECIATED EVEN AFTER SHAPING AN ENTIRE DECADE OF CLUB AND ROCK MUSIC—

writing job applications and thinking that perhaps I wasn't made for this world

there is actually nothing wrong with me i have just been on this website since i was 14

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

I used to travel to Penn every summer to visit colleagues & friends. I was more excited to see lightning bugs ❤️❤️❤️

Fuck it we ball

Fuck it we ball

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

I'm terminally online but in a well-adjusted way.

I'm insane for other reasons.

feeling so hamburger helpless