out of my mind

(cause the last one apparently did well)

1. I can and will tap my fingers on the desk but if you do it I will 🗡 stab 🗡️you🗡️ in 🗡️the 🗡️eye🗡️

2. Background noise will help you focus. Background noise will also make you want to commit arson. You don't get to choose

3. *finds new stim* sQUEEZES every last drop of happy juice by aggressively stimming.

4. SeNsOrY oVeRlOaD

5. In the same vein, AuDitOrY isSuEs

6. You think you're focusing on your work. In reality, you're focusing on focusing on your work. Or trying to.

7. I want ramen but making it has like 42 steps so I will just sit on my couch and stay hungry.

8. *Walks around like a 🧍Sims character🧍 because cannot fucking focus*

9. Pappapapappappappappap

10. *someone talking about something* "OH, I have a similar story from-" *rude stare because you interrupted* "o-oh, sorry go on"

11. *thinks about a stim* *starts consciously doing it* oh god, oh fuck, I'm just fAKING it I dOnt have adhd

12. YOUR FAVE CHARACTER IS 100% THE ONE WITH ADHD. it happens before you even realize why.

13. Talking ☝️with 👋your 🤏hands 👌🤲👏