Tastes like TARDIS...

i bet even adam levine doesnt know the names of the other members of maroon 5

i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

if I ever get married I don’t want an expensive ring like I really don’t if I got a ring worth $15,000 I’d be mad do you know how many video games and pop tarts we could’ve bought with that

living the dream

Alan Moore is one the best writers of all time

new tumblr trend idea: change your URL to your social security number

ha ha ok

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet