Destiny

Ah, let’s see. During work-hours, at the doctor’s office, when you’re about to get into court, when you’re pregnant, when you might be pregnant – do you want me to keep going?

Nope, cause I’m gonna stop you right there. Some companies offer drinks to their employees on the clock to help boost company morale. A drink before court might help someone loosen up. Most people don’t know when they’re pregnant so most of the time they are already drinking, but they obviously have to be a drinker. I’ll give you that last one so you get exactly one (1) point on the board to my like 15.

I guess it depends on the champagne-to-juice ratio, but that’s definitely a statistic I can get behind. Maybe a daily mimosa is what one needs to really start the day off right.

It’s definitely a delicate balance like any mixed drink, but something tells me that old woman’s got it down to a T. You might be on to something. Forget a cup of coffee. A mimosa might put people in a better mood.

Can’t wait to witness all the terribly annoying attempts in my future.

I just want to let you know, the meaner you are, the more I like it and the more it makes me want to annoy you.

Most commonly it would be diarrhea or nausea, but if you’re taking vitamin C supplements, you greatly increase your chance for kidney stones– In food, it’s mostly okay, unless it’s a completely excessive amount– like drinking orange juice all day everyday. Which, that’s just dangerous in general, it’ll spike your blood sugar and can lead to drops, which is another thing entirely. 

Well, okay I’ll have to remember not to indulge in orange juice like that. Does this only happen for vitamin C or for all the vitamins?

I’d say there’s a time and a place for both, wouldn’t you?

I can’t think of a time where mimosas wouldn’t be a welcomed sight.

Considering that I don’t have a favorite student, the answer would be yes.

I mean it’s totally fine if you don’t wanna make your other students feel bad. We can keep it just between us.

I don’t know what thot wear is, but I need to try all the candy.  Not all at once though, I’m not used to processed sugar.

That sounds more like an excuse to get drunk rather than be healthy. And too much of something beneficial can actually end up doing more harm than good. Moderation is always key. 

Wait, let’s back up for a second. Let’s say that someone were to have too much vitamin C, what would happen?