GO STUPID

fave stardew valley moment of all time was when I was talking to evelyn and she was like “i love living by the ocean… as a child I used to collect seashells all day…” and then I handed her a shell and she said “it smells terrible :/“ and I lost a heart.

#i’m playing stardew valley and this is so fucking funny#every present i gave the scientist had him being like#this is an interesting specimen!#sir that is a pizza#but then i found a fossil so i was like cool an actual specimen kinda#and he got really offended and asked why I gave him that trash#also i gave him a torch once and he called it disgusting#one day a guy asked for me to bring him seaweed so i did#and then a week later i gifted him seaweed#and he was like eww why would you give me this#sir!!!! last week you said you had a craving for seaweed!!!#i gave the fisherman a fishing lure and he was like#ugh so this is the sort of thing you’re into#YOU ARE TOO#PRESUMABLY#SINCE IT IS YOUR JOB AND ALL OF YOUR CONVERSATION OPTIONS#i gave evelyn a flower and she loved it and then the next day i gave her a different flower and she hated it#it reminds me of that thread n neurotypicals that was like#gift giving is done without speaking and it is suspected that neurotypicals have telepathy#but idt telepathy would help#i gave one of my girlfriends an ice cream and she was like#i guess some people just have different tastes#ice cream is a pretty common taste leah!#I gave one guy a piece of fruit and it activated his ptsd#and he told me it reminded him of his time in a POW camp (tags @ineffablebffs)

so when will lewis stop telling me about how bad the town is. mf its ur town

Me when I fucking get you

send his ass to gongaga