moonie

i think my favourite headcanon that came out of tkc discord up to date is that anubis spent those 5000 years in isolation reading and typing up fic on ao3 (archive of our osiris). he singlehandedly is the reason Corkscrew Head/Hesat was in the top ten thirty two years in a row

Dr. Julius Kane himself could never play any musical instruments(I don't think it was ever mentioned in the books). But, Carter mentions in the very first chapter of the 1st book how his father would always drag him to see jazz concerts. My headcanon is that those places reminded Julius of his younger brother, who he was forbidden to see. That is the reason behind why a world renowned egyptologist, whose favourite musician was Elvis,(that man couldn't have been a jazz fanatic) would be adamant on going (and dragging his son along)to a jazz concert.

if you were to rank every tkc character by how likely they would be to use tumblr I know Anubis would rank in top 3 at least

and you'd know sadie was the one to introduce him to it but he suddenly started using it more than her

Saltnubis, but make them SO devoted to each other that, if you didn't know the story, you could never tell which one is the deity

THIS IS MY SHIIIIT THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO SEE

Am I the only one who thinks that Rick should have made Anubis look more like Thanatos instead of Nico? Like that would logically make more sense and it would stop people from drawing a literal Egyptian God as whitest dude on Earth.

Sadie and Carter would help the Grand Egyptian Museum recover all their stolen artifacts, by stealing them back.

sadie would have no idea why everyone says the british museum has stolen hell of a lot of stuff and when carter tells her the entire lore she steals an artifact at a time every time she goes back to london

Sadie: Once Anubis thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem!” and “No worries!” so I yelled “No worms!” to him as he walked away.

SCREAMING WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN FANART THIS GOOD IN THIS FANDOM SINCE THE PREVIOUS MILLENIA

part of why i am so nitpicky about Nico being emo vs goth is Anubis is described as looking extremely similar to Nico (and the fandom likes to push that visual similarity more), except he's goth. Goth Nico in the series is just Anubis. We have to have a distinction between the two. Also Nico deserves to be recognized as the lame teenager that he is with generic 2010s emo music and fashion taste. Anubis is supposed to be the hot one. Nico is canonically constantly a mess and just mildly off-putting and awkward. Only like two people find Nico attractive and that's Will and for some reason, Jason. To everyone else he's cute and/or angelic at best but usually just creepy. Anubis is the one who is just canonically hot to the point of making people stop and gasp, and also is goth and a furry, which is fun.