personagens secundários stan

ive said this before but ill say'll it again menelaus is such a weird dude even in the stories where hes meant to be evil hes just like... bad at it!?? "dont worry hecuba im gonna kill helen cuz revenge you will have revenge and i will have revenge" *doesnt kill helen honestly this leads into the most romantic surviving play of euripies helen lmao. like did he ... lie to hecuba to make her feel better??? "grrr im gonna kill andromache evil time" *story ends with her finally free from bondage and hermione happily married to orestes and peleus becoming a fucking god "what the-" if he tried to destroy the planet im pretty sure hed end climate change or something.

Eli deserves a solo I think. I've been thinking about this recently but even putting aside how badly he was treated by the fandom he has good connections that are relatively self-contained and lend themselves perfectly to a series centering him!!! I think it could be a really interesting thing to do in the right writer's hands.