merrylittlepoetwritesbullshit

"they're not gay" I don't know man, I read a masterfully written fanfic on A03 that says otherwise.

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

“They are STUPIDLY competent at EVERYTHING except each other.”

I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted

“denied the catharsis of punishment” is an underappreciated but hugely effective narrative consequence imo 

First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

There was an Aragorn+Legolas writer I used to read who wrote multiple 20k+ fics in which they went on a little mini-adventure and one of them got injured. They had like. At least ten that followed this exact format, and I fucking loved all of them. I’d finish one and be like, “AGAIN!!!” so like. Two cakes is great but it’s even better when it’s ten cakes by the same writer.

I saw a post that said no one reads a fic they love and goes to the author's page saying "that was amazing, I hope they don't have anything else like this one." And same thing is probably true with tags and prompts.

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.