they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

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I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

I love that the hotel was built to accommodate the elephants that may pass through.

Look, the options were either build it to accommodate the elephants, or the elephants will modify it afterwards.

OH MY GOD FUCK OFF I DIDN'T READ THE SECOND HALF

Frick off that's what I did whyd you have to call me out

an electric toothbrush

For the love of god turn the sound on

It’s like the sound I hear when I’m so stressed/exhausted that my brain’s buzzing mixed with the internal screaming