(⚠️Post-timeskip spoilers and headcanons galore)

10. Yuuji Terushima

He DEFINITELY follows Megan, but only got the memo like a week later (he works at a hair salon post-timeskip, so he probably heard from a client).

Would say 'ON MEGAN THE STALLION?' and call Megan's ex the fumbler of the century.

Terushima: Wait, WHAT?

Client: YES, ON THEE MEGAN.

Terushima: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT MAN? I would NEVER.

9. Suguru Daishou

Mika definitely told him. He didn't know who Megan was at first but after she told him about her and all that happened to her, he is appalled that someone would be like that to a woman they supposedly love.

Daishou: And she was cooking meals for his family as well?!

Mika: Yes! Some men really have the audacity!

Daishou: I would never do that to you...

Mika: *side eye*

Daishou: What?

8. Aran Ojiro

Megan Thee Stallion fan in secret. Once he finds out, he feels so bad for Megan, but he wouldn't really have anyone to talk about it, so he ends up venting on Kita when he called to check on him (Kita has no idea who Megan is).

Ojiro: I really hope she is ok and takes time to process this betrayal.

Kita: Yes, I really hope so as well. I am going through a tunnel now, it may cut. Anyway, tell your friend I really hope she's ok, and that I wish her the best.

Ojiro: No, she isn't my-

*The call ends*

Ojiro: ...

7. Tetsurou Kuroo

You can't tell me he wouldn't love Megan. Finds out during working hours, while looking at the engagement on some post for sports promotion. Almost shouted out loud in the middle of the office. Texts Kenma in his break.

*Kenma and Kuroo's chat*

You: KYAANMAAAA.

You: THAT UGLY ASS DUDE CHEATED ON MEGAN.

You: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I CAN'T, THE AUDACITY.

Kozume: Megan?

You: MEGAN THEE STALLION, KOZUME, KEEP UP, GODDAMMIT!!!

6. Koutarou Bakugo

Certified Hottie, has 'Savage' as a ringtone and his workout playlists always has Megan songs. When he finds out he gets hella mad at the ex and then goes sad mode about Megan. Needs emotional support after and gets even sadder thinking that Megan is the one who really needs the support.

Bokuto: *sniffling* I am so parasocial about her, Kashi.

Akaashi, who somehow is still the one to deal with Bokuto's mood years down the line: I know Bokuto-san. Don't worry, I am sure she'll get better after some time.

Bokuto: *starting to tear up again* I really hope so...

Akaashi: *sighs*

5. Yuu Nishinoya

Listens to a bit of everything, and loves Megan's songs because they boost his confidence. He finds out late, he is traveling with Asahi and wherever they were, they didn't have signal. After getting some and goes to check his messages and socials, he reads the message from Ryuu.

Noya: *Loud gasp*

Asahi, a bit startled: Noya? What's wrong?

Noya: ASAHI-SAN!!! THEY CHEATED ON MEGAN THEE STALLION.

Asahi: uhhh... I don't know who that is, but thats horrible.

Noya: IT IS! OH MY GOD I HAVE TO CALL RYUU!

4. Ryuunosuke Tanaka

Finds out right after a weird conversation with her sister. He checks Meg's IG story, IMMEDIATELY sends a message to Noya and then spends the next 3 days talking about it to Shimizu.

Ryuu: After being there for him, he does this to her? UNBELIEVABLE.

Shimizu, who feels the same, but is getting a bit tired about the topic: I know.

Ryuu: And all this time he- *Mamushi's chorus starts playing*... OMG IT'S NOYA. I am so sorry dear, I HAVE to pick this up!

*Ryuu kisses her on the cheek and goes to the next room*

Shimizu: *sighs, but smiles as her husband goes away*

*A muffled 'ON MEGAN THE STALLION???' can be heard from the other room*

Now, a few honorable mentions before the top 3:

Koushi Sugawara

Motoya Komori

Akinori Konoha

Yasushi Kamasaki

Nice Rodriguez

Issei Matsukawa

Takahiro Hanamaki

Taketora Yamamoto

3. Saeko Tanaka

I just know my girl Saeko would be in shambles after reading Megan's ig story (because of course she follows her). She gets mad at men in general after and ends up making Ryuu do all the chores, even of they no longer live in the same house.

*phone rings*

Tanaka Ryuunosuke: Saeko? What's u-

Tanaka Saeko: YOU ARE WASHING THE DISHES RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND YOU WILL DO THE LAUNDRY AFTER! I'LL CALL YOUR WIFE TO CHECK IF YOU'VE DONE IT, YOU LITTLE BRAT.

Ryuu: What? Sa-

*Saeko hangs up*

2. Atsumu Miya

This man is a Stan. Hottie at heart. When he finds out he's PISSED. He immediately makes a three-way call with Osamu and Suna and begins ranting about the ex and how he is the worst. The call goes on for 4 hours. Let's say practice for the MSBY team the next day was... Something.

Coach Foster: ATSUMU, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE TODAY??? AND BOKUTO, FOR THE LOVE OF... STOP SULKING, YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE, DAMMIT.

*The rest of the team watches from the sidelines as the coach tries to keep the team together. They end up fine, but more than one player almost gets hit the face with a volleyball, courtesy of Tsumu, who accidentally makes them too low or too fast*

Oikawa Tooru

Finds out the first out of everyone. Was stalking Megan's IG when he saw the story and his mood for the day immediately dropped. This mas was absolutely FURIOUS for Megan. The first thing he does? He makes a tweet giving his support to Megan, and then makes another one tearing the ex a new asshole. The tweet goes viral. Iwaizumi calls him to check on him, because he hasn't connected to the Seijoh4 monthly meet.

Matsukawa: Ummm, Iwaizumi?

Iwaizumi, frustrated because his call to Oikawa hasn't gone through: mmm?

Matsukawa: You might want to check Oikawa's tweeter.

Hanamaki: What? What's... Oh.

Iwaizumi, about to go check: On my god, what did he do now?

(A picture of Akaashi and a picture of Iwazumi)

Recently I've been re-reading JSHK and I've been reminded of the very existence of Mitsuba and how he became a supernatural...

⚠️Spoilers ahead⚠️

The Mitsuba we get for a large chunk of the story is not the same Mitsuba we met at the beginning. The story makes this abundantly clear and it's no mystery Supernatural Mitsuba is aware of that fact.

In the 'picture perfect' arc, he even calls himself a 'fake', as he in essence isn't Mitsuba.

He may have his looks, his personality, and a bit of his soul, but he is not human. He gets to see the memories of the school and he aches for a bit of the humanity the 'real' Mitsuba had, and it makes him jealous.

Jealous of the 'real' Mitsuba, jealous of Kou and his relationship with 'real' Mitsuba and basically all the things other humans can do...

It really makes me wonder how this character reached this conclusion. Maybe he pondered for hours while looking at the people in the academy, maybe he watched the same memory in repeat for hours... What made him think he's 'fake'?

He knows what he's made of, and who he's modeled after, but he still yearns for more.

He wants to be human, he aches for it... But isn't that feeling human enough?

Even if he's a ghost, he feels. He can get jealous, he can get hurt, he can feel lonely... Those feelings are real, so feeling like that wouldn't make him 'real' as well? (Cogito, ergo sum type of way of thinking, I know)

This character has a lot of potential for a 'finding myself' narrative, and it would be interesting to explore more of his inner thoughts (but being honest, that isn't the focus of the story)

Does he wonder if he really exists? If he has a purpose? If he will maybe one day cease to be, similar to the original Mitsuba?

Does he think him just being is unnatural?

Does he dread his existence?

⚠️Spoilers of JSHK chapters 118-121⚠️

In chapter 118, we are told how Mitsuba and Kou met in that reality, how Kou seemed 'captivated' by the loner Mitsuba and pestered him until they became friends.

We know this is possible just because in this reality, the mother of the Minamotos is still alive, and Kou is no longer responsible for the house chores and his little sister.

For some reason, because Mitsuba and Kou are friends here(or maybe any other motive), Mitsuba does not die in that traffic accident (maybe the accident never happened!) , therefore, they continue being friends.

Even is this situation seems ideal, we know what happens next in this episode and how in 121 it's revealed that both Mitsuba and Kou died.

Kou's last words before being exorcised being "I can't just leave him on his own, can I?" implying he's going back to Mitsuba.

However, I can't help but wonder... Is he really going with Mitsuba? He was exorcised by Teru after all. We know that exorcised supernaturals go to the far shore, and we know that in this reality, victims of the red house stay there to lure more victims...

So in this reality? Doomed. He died protecting Mitsuba, then pseudo-died again when he was exorcised.

(Death counter: Mitsuba - 5 ; Kou - 1.5)

Really brings me back to when he offered to die so he could be with Mitsuba forever, in a ironic turn of events, you could say this was (sort of?) fulfilled in this reality.

Even so, in the OG world, they were already doomed! Let's remember that OG Mitsuba (his soul, basically) is no longer in that reality and instead is Supernatural Mitsuba, made of other supernaturals and a piece of his soul. We even get an episode of Kou accepting that he's gone. (Even so, we know that Kou still cares for supernatural Mitsuba, I don't think he see him as a replacement, but this is a can of worms for another day)

And in chapter 118 we also get a confirmation that, In fact, 'Dead' Mitsuba and 'Supernatural' Mitsuba are two different people(?) entirely.

And taking in consideraton my previous hypothesis, in the alternative reality, Kou can't be with OG Mitsuba in the end either!!!

All of this makes me wonder... Are they destined to be apart in every universe?

Maybe because of death, or exorcism, or them essentially ceasing to exit... they seem to be doomed no matter what.

PLEASE, SOMEONE MAKE THIS, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW OR ANIMATE BUT I FEEL THIS WOULD FIT THEM SO MUCH (and I have a lot of ideas an not an ounce of ability nor time for it)

So like, you all remember the 'Clarity' meme? This but with the whole first part of the song! (This would be basically the first 2 minutes of the song, here is the lyrics:)

So scene: ⚠️CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!!⚠️

"High dive into frozen waves, Where the past comes back to life"

This could be Avery in the cave at the begging of the video.

"Fight fear for the selfish pain, It was worth it every time"

This is such a d3rlord line! Could be him in the library as Avery appears

"Hold still right before we crash, 'Cause we both know how this ends"

d3rlord looking kinda guilty because he knows they both won't make it

"Our clock ticks till it breaks your glass, And I drown in you again"

Avery looking happy when he finds d3rlord the first time, then the begin to fall in the dark space and this could be a transition to the next segment.

" 'Cause you are the piece of me, I wish I didn't need"

This could be d3rlord when he's trapped in KIY's "domain" (if you could say so?) or when he learns that Avery is the vessels that KIY wants.

"Chasing relentlessly. Still fight and I don't know why"

This line is Avery 100%. I am thinking him running around in the hallway with the doors, and as he crosses a door another transition to their fight in the final showdown. Maybe Avery entering a door and then appears in the room with the eyes.

"If our love is tragedy, Why are you my remedy?"

This part could be the fight they had, but more focus on Avery

"If our love's insanity, Why are you my clarity?"

d3rlord pushes a very to the abyss. Could be him just beginning to push or something, but his face has to have an expression of regret.

So here is an intermission with the music, this could be flashback of their travel to each other, or thinking of one another (like Avery thinking about how d3rlord would be able to solve the puzzle easily or something)

There are two shotgun sounds here at the end, the could be PERFECT for the 'check your inventory' scene BUT from averys perspective

and perfect bridge for the chorus

"If our love is tragedy, Why are you my remedy?"

Avery falling into the abyss (Like the clarity meme!) Looking up to d3rlord

"If our love's insanity, Why are you my clarity?"

d3rlord's back, he turns around to confront the KIY and the scene cuts to Avery's room and a 'you died' screen on Minecraft or something like that, then the animatic ends.

There could be details like fire works I'm the background or something (new year)

This idea is LITERALLY up for grabs if anyone likes it, it's been my brain worm and I HAD to share it 😭😭