School-Related Sentence Starters
âDid we have homework?â
âPlease be my lab partner.â
âCan I borrow a pencil?â
âI really donât want to talk in front of the whole classâŚâ
âCan I copy off of you real quick?â
âDo you think the teacher is hot?â
âItâs not cheating. Itâs just teamwork.â
âDo you think the new kid is hot?â
âPretty sure the teacher is out to get meâŚâ
âYou areâŚso dumbâŚâ
âWas Shakespeare gay?â
âPlease tell me you didnât start the project either.â
âIf I do it at the last minute, then Iâll have a minute.â
âCan I borrow your notes?â
âThis class is so boringâŚâ
âAm I in the right classroom?â
âSomeone drew a dick in my textbook.â
âDo you know where the nurseâs office is?â
âSomeone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.â
âI canât wait to graduateâŚâ
âMeet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.â
âI forgot about the midterm.â
âShut up! You always say youâre going to fail, and then you get an A.â
âPlease help me study.â
âIf I donât pass, my parents are going to KILL me.â
âDo you ever think about how studying is just âstudentâ and âdyingâ put together?â
âI live at the library now.â
âDo you need help with the chapter?â
âI donât even know what I donât know.â
âIâm afraid that theyâll revoke my scholarship.â
âI HAVE to be at the top of the class.â
âDo you even know how to read?â
âI donât even get the SparknotesâŚâ
âMaybe Iâll be okay if I pick A for every answerâŚI have to get an A, right?â
âI donât need to go to college anyway.â
âSleep is for the weak.â
âI just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.â
âI remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I donât remember the vocabulary words for the test.â
âYour notes are just doodles.â
âWhatâs for lunch?â
âPlease trade lunches with me.â
âI dare you to fling your peas at the principal.â
âThereâs NO way Iâm eating that.â
âAll I have are skittles and an old Oreo.â
âI would kill for a taco right now.â
âLunch is the only class I can do well in.â
âThereâs pizza today.â
âIs that a bug in your sandwich?â
âUgh, this is expired.â
âIs this seat taken?â
âI canât eat that, Iâm on a diet.â
âIf you give me a dollar, Iâll love you forever.â
âLetâs eat outside today.â
âDo you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?â
âYouâre in my seat.â
âThese freshmen think that they can just take our tableâŚâ
âI canât run for my life.â
âDonât throw the ball at me!!â
âWhy do you look so red?â
âItâs just sports! What could go wrong?â
âI canât run anymore.â
âYour team is going DOWN.â
âYou really suck at this, donât you?â
âIs that the best you can do?â
âI dare you to race me.â
âI think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.â
âI HATE these pants/skirts.â
âDo you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?â
âI havenât washed my gym clothes in a weekâŚâ
âI should be allowed to wear whatever I want.â
âCan you believe they called my outfit âinappropriateâ?!â
âIâm so sick of seeing (school color).â
âI wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.â
âThose are the most hideous shoes Iâve ever seen.â
âDo you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?â
âDid your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?â
âClass rings are overrated.â
âWe should totally get matching hoodies.â
âWhat show/movie is your shirt from?â
âI can see your underwear.â
âI canât believe Iâm in here.â
âWelcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?â
âThat teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?â
âI didnât even do anything wrongâŚâ
âThey put me in here just for being lateâŚâ
âDid you actually bash the principalâs car?â
âA little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?â
âYou look like you donât belong in here.â
âI tried to stab a kid with a pencil.â
âThey think Iâll learn my lesson in here? Iâm going to do it again.â
âAll I did was a little graffiti.â
âIâm taking a nap.â