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@moonlightpaladin
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My name is Missy (she/her); I'm a Millennial; and I love to ramble about my OCs when the opportunity presents itself.
This is a sideblog for my WoL, Dalamus Sarangerel. Other blogs include:
Dalamusrex (TES Skyrim main blog, the character from which all AU sideblog versions originate)
Lovedbydeath (inspo sideblog)
Aeternumrex (Modern AU sideblog)
Noamuth (Baldurβs Gate 3 AU sideblog)
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do you prefer running dungeons for the first time with other players or npcs
other players
npcs
"Stop dumbing down dungeons! More complex mechanics!"
(pulls out a Nerf gun) and how will you respond when players get those mechanics wrong and slow down your run? answer quickly.
To be a sprout liveblogging the game must be a trip sometimes because youll get a crowd of ominous monks in darkened hoods keeping Forbidden Knowledge gathered around observing you all giggling to themselves like young girls at a sleepover
You mention you met the most generic-looking guy in the world and the ominous monks all start cheering like they won the world cup
ffxiv players will be like 'to learn how to play just read your tooltips π ' and then the tool tip for any given attack is like
Fuck Shit Up Invert the laws of space and time, dealing unaspected damage to all enemies in a straight line before you with a potency of 820 for the first enemy, and 56% less for all remaining enemies. Can only be executed while under the effect of Iliovasilema and Blood Moon and not under the effect of Blood Moon II. Additional effect: Grants 5 stacks of Proliferate Waldeinsamkeit. When cast while standing in the bounds of Thunder Field, stacks of Proliferate Waldeinsamkeit are consumed if available, reducing the MP cost of your next spell commesurate with your stacks of Dwindling Waldeinsamkeit. Maximum charges: 3 *Trying To Fuck Shit Up changes to Fuck Shit Up when requirements for execution are met.
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He take big sippy
I wonder which one he'd like the most π€
No Iβm not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know Iβm your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when youβve got me tied up like this.
No look I get it. Youβve got your evil plan, youβve gotta get me out of the way but you also want to see me suffer as I watch the world burn, I know. But like, Iβm not into this. Sexually or otherwise. Wait, you thought I was doing this because I liked you? Iβm trying to stop you from using a death laser. No I donβt think death lasers are sexy what on earth are you talking about
Wait. Thatβs why you dress like that? I thought that armor was impractical. No I donβt find our relationship to be homoerotic I find it to be tedious. Look, man. We all keep trying to get you into therapy. No Iβm not kink shaming you Iβm saying youβve completely misinterpreted this relationship. I actually do think you should answer for your war crimes. Yes, really. No youβre the one not listening to me in this situation. Yes that is the alarm the others will have cut all your wires and called in the fbi by now.
What do you mean you thought we had something special? I have other enemies. Youβre not the only one. No Iβm not doing kinky things with them either I blow up their nefarious devices. Speaking of which, you might want to move likeβ¦ ten feet to your right.
No, enemies to enemies. And then still enemies.
Cannot stress enough how lovers will never be part of this equation even a little bit
The henchmen in the tags who have been assuring the villain since the beginning that βof course he likes you back, why else would he keep coming to destroy your death lasersβ
The henchmen have been reading too many romance novels.
Awfully defensive are we? I think the henchmen are onto something.
You know I didnβt intend for this character I made up to be aromantic but this whole post has turned into being arospec at a family reunion simulator
I support your "never lovers" stance. So many villains seem to think that a hero stopping them from destroying the world is personal, what's even going on with that? If I let them blow up the world I HAVE NO WORLD TO LIVE IN!
A take on .
realizing i could theoretically design Dal's chocobo however i want....................
Hey FFXIV players? I don't care if you've sunk thousands of hours into this game, I don't care if you have all the ultimate weapons, I don't care if you're a mentorβif you play healer and Sprint into mobs and then pull the tank along using Rescue and then insist that the tank follow your pace even when they ask you to stop fucking doing that, you're a piece of shit.
Not everyone plays at the same pace you do. Not everyone plays with your level of experience. If you can't cooperate and give grace to another player who's trying their best, if you can't deal with another player playing at a pace you deem inefficient, don't fucking play multiplayer games.
To the tank who asked me today how big I wanted him to pull:
I love you
To the healer that rescued me into mobs on my first tanking experience, WHICH I SAID AT THE BEGINNING OF THE DUNGEON:
man what the fuck why
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iβm going to pick up and level a bunch of gathering/crafting jobs all at once and just keep all those materials in my inventory just in case i need them. this is simply more convenientΒ
by talos this canβt be happening
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Seeing Dal's humanoid legs in screenshots is still weird to me because that's not how they look in my mind....
Don't forget to water your catboys this summer, keep them hydrated! Ft. @g-r-i-m-a
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